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Name: Matthew
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State: Georgia
Birthday: 9/17/1984
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Sunday, May 15, 2005

1234567890...achtung achtung.

http://www.archive.org/audio/audio-details-db.php?collection=irdial&collectionid=ird059

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/page30.html


Monday, February 21, 2005

Hunter S. Thompson has killed himself.  A sad, sad day.  Not a suprising way for him to go out, seeing as he was an avid gun lover.  We need more voices like Thompson's, and now we have one less.  RIP

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."


Monday, January 10, 2005

"Don’t cheerleaders all over America form pyramids six to eight times a year. Is that torture?" - Guy Womack, defense attorney for Spec. Charles Graner, alleged "ringleader" in the Abu Ghraib prison scandal.

Yeah, but I never recall cheerleaders having lit cigarettes put into their ear canals, or being led around on leashes.

What a fucking great rationale.


Saturday, December 25, 2004

2004, A Year in Review...

Well, it's been over a year since I've updated this thing, and I can't say that I regret it.  Although it would be nice to be able to look back and see what all I have done this year, since a good bit of those memories are a tad fuzzy.  2004 has been quite a year indeed, one I remember with fondness.  When I'm old however, I probably won't remember what I did this year, or how to bathe myself.  So that's why I'm recapping, so when I am nearing the end of my time here, I can say, "Wow, that sounds like it was kinda fun".  So without further ado, 2004: a year in review...

-  Moved into my first real place on my own, a lovely three room duplex in downtown Douglasville.  It took us about two months to turn it into a disgusting shithole.  No regrets there.  Although my grandmother was probably spinning in her grave with regards to how I was treating her lovely dishes that she left me.    Also, gay porn was delivered to our doorstep every month.  Yes, yes, Yves. 

-  Moved into my second place, this time we had the entire home to ourselves.  A drafty old home about 150 yards from our old place.  It was about 500 Kelvin (which is hot as shit...I think) all the time in the house, but I had the laundry room all to myself.  We had a mean-ass graduation party for the class of '04, and for the first time I knew what it felt like to have a drunk guy waving a knife in your face in your own home. 

-  Moving on to August, and to a new home, this time in Atlanta, which is where I currently reside.  It's a charming two-bedroom apartment overlooking a train depot and a Marta station.  Having public transportation 45 seconds from your doorstep is pure bliss, and I've come to realize that the city really is the best place for me.  I still love all my friends and family in Douglasville, but there is no love lost between me and the town itself.  It's strange how the things that I revered as an early teen (the glorious Arbor Place mall, the massive box store emporiums, all the trappings of the suburbs), I have now come to revile.  It's depressing really.  Douglasville has a handfull of things that they can claim as their own, and the rest is exactly like any other suburb across the nation.  It may sound elitist, but spend some time in a place where your entertainment options aren't limited to the mall, Wal-Mart, and Waffle House, and you'll see what I'm saying. 

-  Quit my job at Fabiano's, and moved onto the arthouse theater in midtown.  It's probably the easiest job I've ever had, one of the only things I really have to worry about is drifting off to sleep in between shows.  The people I work with are some of the best coworkers I've ever had, and I've made many good friends.  Be this as it may, scooping popcorn to assholes who make 10,000 times the amount I make in a year and still having to listen to them gripe about our prices ranks pretty low on the list of jobs that I want to have.  (Quick note:  there is a banner ad on the top of the screen for a free G5 desktop.  It has a little crosshair and it says, "Shoot the bug!  Win a free iMac!"  It has roaches crawling across the screen.  Every time I glance up at it I vomit in my mouth.  Roaches are the most fucking disgusting bugs on the planet, and every time I see one I shriek and flee.  This does not bode well with me.)

-  Been at the video store for over a year now.  Still loving it, and planning on keeping that job as long as I'm in town.

-  Voted in my first presidential election.  Suffered a crushing defeat on everything I voted for.  Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage?  Passed overwhelmingly in GA.  Two republican congressmen heading to capital hill?  You bet.  Four more years of Bush in office?  You'd fucking better believe it.  Slim margin of victory for the right, and they are screaming that it was a mandate.  I still haven't gotten over it fully.  Before November 2nd, I had such a passion for currnet affairs.  With all the horrible shit that went down in Bush's first term, I thought there was no way possible the American people would vote him in for a second term.  Well, the voting population let me down, and I'm still crushed.  I still keep myself informed and all, but it just doesn't seem like it matters as much.  We are stuck with him for another term.  Nobody seems to care about escalating national debt, horrible foreign policy, unjust and illegal wars, degredation of civil liberties and the like, they are just happy that those dastardly gays can't destroy the moral fabric of our country by getting married and sharing insurance policies.  At least with republicans controlling all three branches of our government, I can have somewhat of a clear conscience.  Here you go red states, this is what you asked for, hope you enjoy. 

-  Saw the Pixies at the Fox.  One of the best concerts ever.  A truly memorable moment.  I didn't think I'd see it in my lifetime, but I'm forever glad I did. 

So, that about wraps it up for this year.  Overall, it was a fucking blast.  I overindulged myself in a lot of areas, but no real harm done.  2005 is going to be more about moderation, buckling down, and starting to prepare for my future, whatever that means.  I'm actually GOING to college next year, instead of just half-assing it and missing out on all the deadlines.  Jan. 10th, my year and a half of relative relaxation is coming to a close.  I'm glad I took the time off , and if I had a chance to do last year over, I wouldn't do anything different.  I see college now as a real opportunity, not just something to do after high school so I don't have to get a job. 

As far as regrets go, I have been alone for the good part of this year, pretty much all of it, up until a couple of weeks ago.  I don't want that next year.  I hope that part of my life is behind me.  I'll save that for when I am an old man living in solitude in some cabin in the Montana foothills (If Montana even has foothills).  Here's to a happy 2005 to everyone, especially me, since I am probably the only one who is going to read this. 

The Life Aquatic opens tomorrow.  Go see it.  But not at my theatre.  That is all.
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Monday, August 18, 2003

Well kids, it's been fun...

     But I'm afraid I've found someone else.  That's right, I'm switching websites.  Cruise on over to http://www.aspyre.net/graham_of_daventry to check out my new site.  It's really rough around the edges right now, but it doesn't crash every two goddamn days like Xanga.  Plus they are not a money-gouging enterprise like Xanga.  Just premium blogging.  Good stuff.  Drop me a line sometime. 

Talk to you later kids,

Matt



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